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Those Creepy Internet Singles Sites

wake me up when this gets fun says:
its like oh yeah ive been dating on the internet for ages , say would u like to be my virtual girlfriend, LMAO

Jon says:
lol exactly

Jon says:
those “girls” are actually old fat bald men

Jon says:
in y-fronts with nacho’s all over their keyboard and gravy down their manvest

wake me up when this gets fun says:
ha ha ha

wake me up when this gets fun says:
manvest

wake me up when this gets fun says:
hmmmmmmmmm im starting to think this was a bad idea

Jon says:
what happened

wake me up when this gets fun says:
i had to put my post code in

wake me up when this gets fun says:
i dnt like doin shit like that

Jon says:
yeah true

Jon says:
creepy

wake me up when this gets fun says:
they just asked me a question whos your lookalike

Jon says:
lol whatt?? :S

wake me up when this gets fun says:
i put tony blair

What Badgers Eat - Haha, ahhh, Simpsons =)

On an episode of Simpsons I was watching, Lisa visits http://www.whatbadgerseat.com/

It’s a real site owned by the Simpsons franchise, funny

Born Again AGAIN?

Two months ago, I blogged about an atheist with a grudge, a certain bornagainatheist.

Now he seems to have up and vanished. Maybe he saw the Light? One can only hope.

A small victory

So the British Government have raised the threshold for abortion from 24 weeks to 20. It’s not enough, fetus murder should be illegal, isn’t it obvious? Still, it is a step in the right direction. The profound nugget of food-for-thought to take away from this is: You can almost guarantee those babies born now who otherwise would have been aborted, will grow up to be pro-life. Imagine knowing that if the level wasn’t raised at this point in time, you wouldn’t be here.

Of course, these thought processes inevitably progress on to empathy for those who didn’t make it. Maybe that’s why this took so long, they were worried about a next generation of guilty people, angry and confused about the fact they could easily have been killed in the womb. Because you know there is nothing that scares the government more than pro-life protestors, threatening their tax revenue from the unborn baby killing clinics.

And while we’re at it, why not anti-war pro-life pro-censorship protestors? Now THAT will put the frighteners on the establishment!

On we roll, my friends.

Mari

I miss you

And I’m bored of this blog already, I never know what to write

Heather Mills: What Really Happened

This documentary aired last night on Channel 4 and for those who missed it, it was a sure eye-opener.

Actually, it was quite disgusting. Heather Mills was a high-class prostitute for some of the richest and most powerful people in the world, as well as being a topless glamour model. Her former friend who used to be a prostitute with her said that she wanted fame and fortune, but is denying it all now.

Her first marriage broke down after she had an affair with a ski instructor. That’s when she had the accident where she lost her leg. You’d be surprised how fast karma catches up with you!

But of course, she got a prosthetic leg and played the victim card all the way and the media bought it back then, calling her a hero. She also claimed at the time that her father has abused her as a kid (something he denies), and that she and her friend had been kidnapped by a pedophile swimming instructor (this turned out to be partly true, the swimming instructor had indeed been a pervert and had touched them, but Heather exaggerated it and they weren’t kidnapped. Still, I don’t understand how the swimming instructor was never punished for abusing them in that way!)

So after her relationship with the ski instructor failed as well, she told her friends she would find herself a rich “sugar daddy” and that’s when she met Paul. Her friend claims she said “I’m marrying an old man with bigger breasts than me”

While all this may be false or at least inaccurate, the documentary certainly didn’t paint her in a good light and has most definitely made her public image a lot worse. One cool thing though was they showed her playing tennis with Richard Branson, my hero

Also, they showed Paul’s house (it’s HUGE, as you can imagine) and my Mum was like “Pfft, why does he need all that security at the front?” and I was like “Umm….Cos he’s an international megastar!” LOL

The security guard at the front wouldn’t let the film crew in, so they couldn’t talk to Paul and he declined to appear on the film, but his spokesman said that he’s taking a break from the media spotlight after this divorce, which is understandable. I guess we’ll never know the real truth behind what happened, because Paul has 40 years of experience in concealing private facts from the media, a talent all celebrities have to learn sooner or learner, otherwise they’d be totally paranoid all the time and collapse in a pile of neuroses in the corner. At least Paul is happier now and can move on to greater things

Heather, for the moment, is claiming to be chronically depressed. And her father, who had a stroke in 1991 and can hardly speak, managed to talk for a few minutes about her. It was hard for him to get the words out, but he said that he wanted to see her, even though they haven’t spoke in 20 years. He misses her. It was really emotional

All in all, it was a good documentary, although I do think it was fairly biased.

20 Mile Walk

It would basically be a marathon if I ran it and I have NO idea how they can run that far, but still it was an achievement for me - I walked from Cullompton to Exeter, just over 20 miles

I left Cully at 9pm (kinda fell out with my mum and decided to leave but had no money as usual lol) and arrived at the Exe by 1am, got to Ben’s house at about quarter to 2 in the morning (he was still awake, playing World of Warcraft, of course LOL)

What happened on the way to Exeter?

* I used the light on my phone to see the way (cos there was no pavement for pretty much the whole journey and even where there was paving, it was really tiny so it was quite dangerous XD)
* The light was killing my phone’s battery so I had to just find my way in darkness for the rest of the journey, since I couldn’t let my phone die cos I had to phone Ben
* I stepped on about 4 snails it was horrible. Like I said, it was real dark so couldn’t see a thing and I felt SO guilty about stepping on them, but upon closer inspection, they were still alive and were squirming around in their broken shells… At the risk of sounding like a weirdo, I did apologise to all 4 of them lol
* There was a dead rabbit in front of the Welcome To Exeter sign :’( it made me feel sick and upset but there was nothing much you can do. My dad always swerves to avoid rabbits in the road, but most drivers don’t care and just hit them :S
* When I actually got into Exeter town centre, it was pitch black and there was a girl about my age crying, asking people for change. I assumed she was homeless but she said she was stuck in Exeter and needed to get home. Having no money, I couldn’t help her so that sucked

So yeah it was an achievement to walk that far, but it wasn’t particularly a nice journey.
It all turned out well though. I got to Ben’s and we watched this hilarious show called In Your Face where these people had a microscopic hidden camera in a pair of sunglasses and were playing pranks on people XD

Then Ben let me use his computer so I was talking to Mari on MSN
I really like her
But I think that’s obvious anyway and she already knows it, LOOLL

Good times :3

Oh my god, I was right!

On March 18, I suggested that Shannon Matthews’ disappearance was a scam.

Now it turns out that I’ve been proven right. The whole operation was indeed planned right from the beginning. They borrowed the idea from the popular TV show Shameless, where the character Debbie hides her younger brother Liam at her friend’s house and pretends he’s been kidnapped in order to make £500,000 (the same amount the Matthews family has allegedly made from this stunt).

I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it many times in the future: There are some sick sick people in this world. And they are indeed Shameless.

“Big Bang” machine will destroy the planet

Fears over the “Big Bang” machine are growing, as it is thought that it could create a black hole.

Can anyone say “April Fools”?